Tap it. Stack it.
Never stop the dookie.

The idle-clicker that isn't afraid to go there. Build your empire one squelchy tap at a time — no shame, just numbers going up.

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Jump straight into the mess.

Runs in any modern browser — no install, no sign-up. Just click and go.

Loads straight in your browser - no install, no sign-up. (~80 MB first load)

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Give back

Support the game — and a good cause.

Dookie Clicker is a one-person passion project. If you're enjoying it, here are two ways to help.

Support the developer

Buy a coffee, unlock a warm fuzzy feeling, and help keep updates coming. Every bit goes straight back into the game.

Buy me a coffee

Donate to Bowel Cancer UK

Yes, the joke has a heart. Bowel Cancer UK funds research, support and early-diagnosis campaigns for the UK's fourth most common cancer.

Visit Bowel Cancer UK

Offline play

Want the APK or EXE?

Downloadable builds aren't public yet. Leave your name and email and we'll send you the link the moment they're ready.

Android APK — sideload, no store needed
Windows EXE — offline desktop build
No spam, just a one-time download link

News & updates

What's new in the pile.

JUL 2026

Launch

Dookie Clicker is live

The web version is officially playable. Thanks for tapping along from day one.

Coming soon

In progress

APK & EXE builds

Offline downloads are in testing. Request one above to get notified first.

Roadmap

Planned

Prestige system & new upgrades

More absurd upgrades, achievements, and a reset-for-bonus loop are on the way.

Get in touch

Found a bug? Got an idea?

This is a solo-developed game — every message actually gets read. Bug reports, feature ideas, or just saying hi all welcome.

✉ Email the developer

Tap it. Stack it.Never stop the dookie.